Oh, my ODIFEROUS pail who bakes in the sun and sits through hail. Not a complaint in you, but you make my eyes WATER…. Every time I walk you. How proud you stand curbside like a child waiting for the bus. 

GLEAMING with pride while BREEDING and baking GERMS inside.

Once a WEEK you wait to be emptied…

They leave you wide open, a mistake or ON purpose???...Oh MY! MY! My smelly STINKING pail! I hold my breath as I retrieve you. My GERM-INFESTED friend. OH, HOW I’VE NEGLECTED you. Your perfume of LISTERIA, E COLI and SALMONELLA makes my nose run. I better DISINFECT myself before my tummy pains. Should I bathe you? But it’s so hot! NOT today, maybe tomorrow, maybe I should shout out to the MONSTER to get you

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